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Home | Recreation & Sports | Golf 1. I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf. - John Daly 2. Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill 3. The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. - Mickey Mantle 4. Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods 5. I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted 6. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse. 7. The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller 8. Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke 9. Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket. - Lee Trevino 10. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. - Dave Barry 11. Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. - Lee Trevino 12. Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey 13. How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice. - Lee Trevino 14. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead 15. One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. - Lee Trevino Article Source: http://www.articlewheel.com
Aazdak Alisimo writes for GolfClubCourse.com - your resource for finding golf stores in your area.
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